Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Ninja Diet

Hello everyone! Shiro Ninja here. I hope you had a safe and enjoyable Fourth of July weekend! I enjoyed myself by eating whatever I wanted! This is kind of a big deal because for the past month or so, I have been trying to follow a special kind of diet.

They say that one in ten ninjas suffers from eczema, and I happen to fall into that unfortunate one in ten category. People have been telling me to avoid all foods that might cause allergic reactions, so that's what I've been trying to do... but it's pretty hard to stay on the wagon when you can't eat anything!
This is not only hard, but a lot of work! I've been making lots of trips to Whole Foods and stocking up on a ridiculous amount of fruits and vegetables. Here's a typical day:

Someone please give me a meatball sub.


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  2. OMG this comic is sooo good! Really well done! How is the diet working out? zer07 is a jerk, haha.

  3. The food looks so happy that their genocide won't come to pass.

    Also zero07 sucks.

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  5. Jenni, I fall off the wagon on almost a daily basis! (>_<) But I think it's helping a little. Also, the genocide will still come to pass because Zer07 will take care of those smug bastards for me.